what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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