dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
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