Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
True but thats because hes a fetus.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
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Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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