I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
Randomize
