is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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