I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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