Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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