Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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