Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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