I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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