I wanna bring you to show and tell
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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