i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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