I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
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