dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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