i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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