Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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