What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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