i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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