scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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