just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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