if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
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