Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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