You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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