her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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