Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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