How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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