what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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