Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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