Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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