Buhtt sex?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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