Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Randomize
