You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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