I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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