She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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