: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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