you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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