It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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