We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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