i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
