You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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