Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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