What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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