i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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