so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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