That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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