This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We have started to decorate penises.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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