We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come share oat with me in your robe
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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