its not stalking. its research.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
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