Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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