im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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