I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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