Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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