We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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